“The day I drink canned water is the day I cut my own dick off” seems so dramatic. Greatest Hates Volume III closes with “Rather Cut My Own D**k Off” featuring Mark McGrath. Hearing these upbeat rhythms and bright, happy vocals stating “Go Fuck Yourself” is another key example of how the contrast between the music production and the lyrics makes this album so entertaining.

“Go Fuck Yourself” (track 9) starts with a common Top 100s melody from the 80s. They even made a music video for “Fuck Whoever Started This” (track 2). Last time I checked, Liquid Death tastes amazing and no one deserves to have their mouth pissed in (track 3), but man dear is it hilarious to hear a soft 80s pop vibe sing that phrase so eloquently. Some of the more aggressive hate comments can be found in tracks 2, 3, 9, and 10. In all fairness, I thought is was alcohol at first, too. This song aligns pretty well with the theme from track 7 titled “There’s Not Even Alcohol In It.” While I love Liquid Death’s brand, mission, and water, I find this hate phrase to be one of the most arguable. Track 1 is the longest song and gives full “dancing in the disco” 80s vibes. The album opens with “Worst Name for a Water Company” ft. But saying “This disgusting company will drag you straight to hell” with a soft, dance-pop vibe is just hilarious.Įach track’s title & chorus focuses on the funniest hate phrase within it. It makes sense when a heavy rock artist screams about how much something sucks. Volume III stands out because of the change in genre. There is something very unique about only saying terrible things about you & your company. So it is no secret how intriguing the Greatest Hates lyrics have been. Instagram | Twitter | Website | Amazon | YouTube Liquid Death has created the most cynical record ever. The album features Tony Hawk, Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray), Frank Iero (My Chemical Romance), Jen Razavi (The Bombpops), and more.Ĭheck out our thoughts on Greatest Hates Volume III below & keep up with Liquid Death on social media! While Volumes I and II feature heavy rock & pop-punk melodies, Greatest Hates III is driven by 80s dance-pop vibes. Each track consists of hate comments from Liquid Death’s social media pages.

Liquid Death, the beverage company focused on sustainability, has released its third full-length record Greatest Hates Volume III.

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